Well, according to Richard Dawkins, we are distant cousins of ... wait for it .... bananas and turnips. That's right. I thought my family tree was messed up before. Now I find out that not only is my closest relative a monkey, my cousin is a banana. This guy has a Ph.D.? This guy is taken serious? Evolutionists can honestly say this with a straight face? Evolutionists can make fun of those who believe in the God of the Bible? That whole talkin' donkey thing doesn't sound so wacky now, does it?
Seriously, if we are to believe our distant cousins are turnips, then it doesn't sound so crazy that God could perform a miracle via providing a voice to a donkey, does it? If I have a cousin banana, it's not so weird to think that God could have created man, right? This changes my whole perspective on watching a monkey eat a banana.
If you understood evolution to begin with, this fact would not have come as any surprise to you.
ReplyDeleteYou are talking about the myth where you think you came from a monkey? Maybe you did, who am I to judge.
ReplyDeleteI find it hilarious that people like you will speak ill of those who believe in God and yet walk around saying, "look'it me... I evolved from a monkey and my cousins are turnips and bananas".... I hope you carry a "laugh track" with you so you can play it every time you claim that.